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  • Separate but equal? A guy dies and ends up in front of St. Peter at the entrance to heaven. St. Peter says “Welcome to heaven! You’ve lived a good and decent life; we have to find you a place to live up here. Hop in my golf cart and let’s take a tour of the different subdivisions. Let’s start in the Methodist neighborhood” The neighborhood is gorgeous; perfectly manicured lawns, each house is distinct but perfectly nice, kids are playing in the yards, people having a picnic in the town square, etc… The guy goes “this is awesome!” St. Peter says “Yeah, it’s nice, but let’s continue to have a look around.” Next, St. Peter takes them to the Lutheran subdivision. The same thing, it’s perfect, everything in order, all the homes are nice, the grass is green, everyone waves as they pass through in their golf carts and seem so friendly etc.. Again, the guy goes “this is great, it’s perfect” St. Peter continues to show him different neighborhoods all afternoon and they are all in the same perfect condition, each one just as nice as the last. The guy goes, “they are all great, I can’t decide” St. Peter says “one last neighborhood to show.” They end up at a huge wall, as tall as the eye can see. St. Peter and the guy climb and climb and finally reach the top and peer over. It’s the same thing as before; awesome idyllic neighborhood, kids laughing and playing, people enjoying each other’s company etc… The guy says “It’s great too, just like the other neighborhoods, but why the giant wall?” St. Peter goes “Well, this is the Catholic neighborhood. They like to think they are the only ones up here.”

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